"Discriminating Against Women With Breasts Doesn't Amount to Gender Discrimination"

Mis tetas have always been an asset. I flashed one at Scalia during oral argument this afternoon just to throw off his questioning. You should have seen the size of his ojos!

Estoy tan astuto!

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/09/discriminating_against_breasts.php

"Morning Docket 09.09.09"

Ricky and I go way back. He always said I'd be on the High Court. If you listen to "She Bangs" -- a song he dedicated to me -- you can hear him say "Living it on Capitol Hill" exactly five seconds in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yf91Ma5gbc

And the "it" is la vida loca!

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/09/morning_docket_090909.php

"Supreme Court Retirement Watch: More on Justice Stevens"

Usted necesita comprobar usted mismo, el hombre blanco! Yo hablo el idioma de Puerto Rico, no el idioma de las fuerzas invasoras de España! No se atrevan a desafiar la latina sabio! Tengo un plazo de vida!

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/09/justice_stevens_retirement_update.php

"Supreme Court Retirement Watch: Justice Stevens?"

I've already called dibs on Stevens' CORNER office! Scalia was about to, but his jaw dropped when I smiled at him while licking the office doorknob.

Esta oficina es mío!

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/09/justice_stevens_law_clerk_hiring_retirement.php

"Some Random Friday Fun"

I found this same video on Souter's old computer. I'm having the hard drive erased.

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/08/some_random_friday_fun.php

"Non-Sequiturs: 08.28.09"

Bader Ginsburg and I are having a taco cook-off tonight!

I told her I can't wait until we munch each other's tacos, but she just stared at me with a confused look.

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/08/non-sequiturs_082809.php

"Survivor: The Lawyer and Law Student Edition"

My vote's for the wise Latina.

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/08/lawyers_law_students_survivor.php